First. This guy who loves my post so much, that he keeps touching the star (like) again and again and again.
Post xyzm. Like. Like again. Like again. Repeat *10. Finally he gives me no like!😥
Bhai, tere Dil nu mere posts naal inna pyaar ae, ki tenu ek like karna vi nai aunda!?!?
Oh ho ho ho
Oh ho ho ho
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho
Ve like tera tadpaave!💘
Second. Guest appearance. Suddenly she likes, comments, comments like she is my childhood buddy, like we fought for Cheetos in childhood and she gave me her packet too. Kuch toh ae mujhse raabta, right? I know your pattern, R ne maths sikhaye ae! 🙈 Like and comment after every 28 posts, right? 😏
Mujhe toh aap ghajini banake rahoge. Mere memory space kam ae, upar se aap naam badalte rahete ho.
Aur is dimaag mein kya rakha ae,
Tera hi naam (plural) chipa rakha ae!
Third. Like bombers. Now these are my favourite people. They trust me so much that they like all my latest posts in 8 seconds, they are the winners of like marathon. They know that mein khabhi kuch galat ya bura likh hi nahi sakti! You guys are my inspiration, I crave for a trust so deep from myself.
8 seconds kam nahi ae?
Tu thodi der aur ther ja, zaalima!
Fourth. Misunderstands my comment. She my true friend too. She can read what I never wrote or thought about. And then I realise that if she is saying it, probably I might think of it in future or I would have thought of it in my previous birth, when I was a miserly Queen. 👸
Mujhe lagta ae ki baatein Dil ki
Hoti lafzon ki dhokebaazi
P.S. Sincere apologies to my friends who don’t know hindi and basic punjabi. I’m really really sorry. I was overwhelmed 😳
Apologies to anyone who is hurt by my sarcasm. I do not mean to demean anyone, if you are guilty concious, laugh and let it go, or lets discuss it over a coffee. I’ll pay the bills. 😛