Mathematicians are smart.
Smart is sexy. Research has proven this. You can ask google for proof.
They think they are smart.
Yes, they think they are smart. This leads them to knowing a lot of other things, including things that they probably hate, like biology maybe! They usually know a lot about gadgets as well.
You don’t have to use weights and dumbbells for workouts. Their books are always around.
They know tautology and fallacy.
Most mathematicians I’ve meet are open, straight forward and direct.
They are not really clingy, because they value their ‘me’ time, and hence, yours too.
They are really ‘calculative’; pun intended.
So you have all the money to shop for yourself. Moreover, you don’t need to worry if you don’t have a calculator with you!
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Wouldn’t you like it if someone told you “hey, I love your hyperbole” or “I feel irrational when you are around”. If you say no, well, you are a little boring!
You don’t have to be self conscious
They will be absolutely fine with all the craziness and weird stuff you do.
They value you.
7.5 billion people in the world and they found you, their perfect match. The probablity of this is…leave it to mathematicians, you just realise that it’s a rare event.
P.S. This is a ‘just for fun’ kind of post. Please don’t get serious and look for mathematicians and trouble them. Also, my spam folder on WordPress encourages nonsense, the comments section for this post doesn’t.