Mangoes? Or mango cheese cake?

 Nostalgic me:

” Who needs Mango cheese cake, when you can go back to childhood and secretly sneak out of your house, into your neighbour’s backyard; pick the finest mangoes from her tree, relish them, and run for your life when your neighbour sees you carrying out your surreptitious mission.
When mangoes at home are neglected and rotting away, yet you want the mangoes on the tree. When the grumpy neighbour knows she cannot eat all the 57 mangoes alone, yet she is alert and guards them like they are jewels from queen Sheba’s crown.”

My brother:

 Oh, mangoes from neighbour’s tree? Free shit is always cool! Mango cheese cake is the only edible dish you prepare and I need it. The mangoes at home are being neglected.
You want to know why the neighbour gaurds her mangoes? She knows that she cannot eat all 57, nobody can. But 57 lunatics like you can make all the mangoes disappear.

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  1. During mango season, this is what I do – stand outside with a stick. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ We have two mango trees and a park behind the house. Kids come to pluck mangoes. ๐Ÿ˜คnow only snakes in the park ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ – no water so no park ๐Ÿ˜‚ but don’t think of coming here for mangoes ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›

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      1. 3 am Ko kaun utega? ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘ Beige bermudas and pista green shirt *facepalm* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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          1. Sapno mein thodi na Roz aata hai woh ๐Ÿ˜› I have told him, either come in real life or get lost with your Bermudas ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ and he chose the latter ๐Ÿ˜›

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              1. Baapre baap! Naanu dushta alla. Naanu ondu sundari. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Can’t stop laughing at what I wrote ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ sundari is actually Tenali Raman’s Kitty’s name. ๐Ÿ˜› Btw, too lazy to change language to Kannada and type ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿค๐Ÿค“

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              2. เฒจเฒพเฒจเณ เฒฆเณเฒทเณเฒŸ เฒนเณเฒกเณเฒ—เฒฟ เฒ…เฒฒเณเฒฒ. เฒจเฒฎเณเฒฎ เฒฎเฒจเณ†เฒฏ เฒฎเฒตเฒฟเฒจเฒ•เฒฏเณ เฒคเณ†เฒ—เณ†เฒฏเณ‹เฒ•เณเฒ•เณ† เฒฌเฒฟเฒฆเฒฒเณเฒฒเฒพ. I hope I typed it correctly, now where did this smiley thingy disappear?!!

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                1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ typed in English . That’s the speciality of Indic keyboard. School mein toh my Kannada paper was full of red pen marks ๐Ÿ˜‚

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                2. Btw, what’s wrong with me.. half hindi half English half Kannada – this is how I am replying to your comments ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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                3. I know your mango tree did not bear fruits this year. So dushta hudugi,๐Ÿค I don’t want your mangoes ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‚

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                4. Ok, I am dushta ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ enough of drama I guess ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
                  We have around 15 mangoes this time. Not bad eh ๐Ÿค”

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